I love brownies.  They taste good with just about every beverage known to man save tomato juice.  Just thinking about those yummy chocolaty squares brings a smile to my lips.  But do you know what doesn't?  Assholes who have the time to grab a brownie out of the fridge but don't have the time to replace the foil, that's what.  How much time does it really take to replace the fucking foil.  (That's retorical)

Some people may say that brownies are cheap and a couple of wasted brownies is not worth even half the f-bombs i've dropped so far... those people don't know a fucking thing about brownies; they never loved a brownie and i'll bet therefore never loved life or anything about it. 

I concede that brownies are cheap.  A box of brownies is 2 bones... add 2 eggs, 1/2 cup of cheap oil and some water and you've got one of the cheapest treats available.  Sure, i suppose you could class up your brownies by using Fiji or some fucking expensive water instead of the free stuff from your tap.  But why when the preservative filled, overprocessed chocolaty goodness kills the taste of absolutely anything you mix with it?  You could also waste 5 dollars on a box of something purporting to be the best browny ever made.  Don't, just get the cheapest fucking box of brownie mix you can find, generic if possible, they're the best.  But i'm far from my point now...

So, if not for the cost, why am i so upset at 50 cents worth of wasted chocolate powder???  Because i Love brownies and when i go to the fridge i want a chewey piece of chocolaty goodness and not some crunchy, tooth-wrenching piece of crap.

In conclusion, what is sooooo fucking important that you need to grab a brownie and rush out the door without covering the remainder back up?  I posit nothing, absolutely fucking nothing.  It take 30 seconds out of your life and it means so much to everyone else in the house.  Just fucking do it.

Sincerely,

Your Roommate